3/31/2024
TOP 5 RABBITS DEAD OR ALIVE…
1. Bugs Bunny
2. Roger Rabbit
3. B. Rabbit
4. Freddie Gibbs
5. This out of control, meth head piece of shit
Happy Easter! Enjoy.
3/31/2024
Presidential Obama flows… Snoop x Preemo.
Welcome to California!
3/24/2024
One of my favorite mixes yet and I’m not even on it. *Jadakiss laugh*
3/24/2024
New joint from one of the most consistent rappers in Alaska right now. Probably my overall favorite rapper here in the 49th state, currently.
3/23/2024
I don’t trust Metro Boomin.
I was able to loosely listen to some of this new Future album at work yesterday but with constant distractions, I was unable to give it much attention. I’m currently in the War Room high as Tinkerbell pussy while my kid entertains her cousin upstairs, so I figured fuck it, let’s do another 2-sentence album review.
(note: eventually, there will be a page made where you can easily access all of the previous album reviews in one central location. It ain’t happening today though, punk! Stay focused, hahaha!)
1. We Don’t Trust You
I bet you Drake didn’t even eat that entire day this shit dropped. His stomach was in knots, hahahaha.
2. Young Metro
All I remember when I gave this shit an initial listen was how impressed I was with the production. I think it’s kinda pussy he got Future fighting his battles (or so that’s the perception, I could be wrong) but production wise, this project is his best work to date.
3. Ice Attack
Don’t fuckin lie dude, you can’t tell me this fool Future don’t look like Meryl Streep hahahaha it’s all I see it’s been that way for years, chief!
4. Type Shit
The Prodigy clips/references throughout this project is very dope and a well-played move by Metro/Future to appease a different demographic (East Coast hip hop heads). I bet you Drake would beat the fucking dog shit out Metro’s nerdy ass though, in a fight to the death.
5. Claustrophobic
Great Prodigy clip to start this one. Clearly, Metro’s way to jab at Aubrey… touché.
6. Like That
Very entertaining KDot verse and delightful beat flip choices (Eazy E and Everlasting Bass). Someone on twitter said Drake and Future fell out like two baddies after a Miami trip, hahahahaha!
7. Slimed In
I slimed in a sock a couple weeks ago in the war room watching porn quietly at like 4am while the misses and kid were sleeping. I felt like I was 14 again, I have zero regrets, stay forever young! #TrueStory
8. Magic Don Juan (Princess Diana)
I don’t like this one. Also, Princess Diana was barely even a baddie if we keepin it a bean, that bish was plain white toast, no butter, RIP.
9. Cinderella
I could totally see Future and Drake meeting up to talk things out and during that conversation, Drake cries. I’d bet all my bitcoin on it!
10. Runnin Outta Time
This is one of the ones I liked while half ass listening the other day. I wonder how hard it is for Scottie Pippen and Ciara’s husband (I forgot his name, the Tiger Woods lookin mufucka who plays football) to avoid hearing Future’s music.
11. Fried (She a Vibe)
The fried ones usually are, hahaha. Don’t even get me started, pal… getting chubbed up just typing this, next song!
12. Ain’t No Love
Metro makes really great beats and is high on my list of favorite producers, but something about him seems cucky. He look like a pillow talkin playa hating sumbitch and some of yall know what I’m talking about, I don’t trust him, ha.
13. Everyday Hustle
Honestly, I would like to hear Mister Future Vandross on this type shit more often as this is easily one of my new favorite all time Future joints. Exceptional Rozay verse with another Prodigy reference clearly directed at my favorite Canadian not named The Weeknd… Nice.
14. GTA
Immediately like this one, off the beat alone. I’m not a lean person, but this definitely makes me wanna have a couple nose beers and play with guns.
15. Seen It All
As a longtime Mobb Deep fan, you already know I’m conflicted about this. Great homage but doesn’t hold a fucking candle to Quiet Storm but that’s expected from a 42 year old rap nerd who still wears Timbs.
16. WTFYM
Is Meryl Streep still alive? I’m not into white women but she got that Martha Stewart vibe about her where she’s like 90 but still boinkable, you know what I’m sayin?
17. Where My Twin @
That title gay as hell. He shoulda ended it with the last song, this record sucks man.
Overall Rating upon first (real) listen: 4 out of 5 Meryl Streep unwashed used panties.
Favorite song off the album: Everyday Hustle
Least Favorite: The last soft ass one.
2 Sentence overall review: Finding out Metro and Future are Mobb Deep fans warms my heart but it’s still OVO over FreeBandz, bitch! I hope Drake and J.Cole make a collabo album and diss allllllll these mufuckers for 10 songs straight over Alchemist beats, for the culture!!
3/17/2024
Historic moment for us over here and this thing of ours. Shout out to Coo & Bag Boy. Shout out to Cody and Flow Lounge. Shout out to Choze and 574. Shout out to Blanco and Lucci as always. Expect more. Enjoy. (Click image)
3/17/2024
The greatest Alaskan hip hop mix series is baaaaaack, bitches!!! Featuring brand new music from yours truly and my friends. Happy Sunday!
3/15/2024
3/6/2024
BRRRR!!!
3/3/2024
We starting off March with another double header featuring da homies! Episodes 144 & 145, out now! Come relive the chaos!
