Tubby Blog (Dec 23) — ScarfaceTubby

12/31/2023

One more double header to end the year with a bang… Salute. Shout out to DGwuaapo, Flow Lounge & the boyz! YERRRR! Enjoy!

12/25/2023

A day late but for good reason. Here you go. Merry Bhristmas, mufuckas!

12/23/2023

Tonight, we go hard for Bearly Blunt, Shawn Hemp, sweet lil Korean Baby Jesus & Jolly Saint Nick. Pull up! YERRR!

12/22/2023

Kids see ghosts and Puff Daddy almost turned Kid Cudi into one. Haaaaa!!!!

12/17/2023

Don’t ya just love Sundays?

12/17/2023

Haven’t done one of these in a while.

Here’s my first listen review of Pink Friday 2, the latest album by Queens rapper, Nicholas Minaj. Enjoy.

Are You Gone Already
WTF is this shit, dude? I already know this is gonna piss me off man.

Barbie Dangerous
Classic beat sample. The Biggie rework isn’t that bad either.

FTCU
I saw a video of Lil Nas X remaking this and I actually wasn’t mad at it. I don’t mind this one, honestly.

Beep Beep
Her husband definitely got weirdo sexual predator chester vibes and kinda looks like he got fetal alcohol syndrome. I’m from Alaska, I can spot a FAS baby from a thousand yards and he got that shit dawg.

Fallin 4 U
This one’s aight. You know who I’m fallin for? I’m falling for Glorilla dawg, there’s something about that skinny big headed ass bish and her accent, I’m all in. I usually only fuck with thickies but I’m willing to experiment. This was more than 2 sentences, I’m sorry. Over here getting horned up to Nicki Minaj music typing, just letting my thumbs cook. Life is crazy. Back to the album.

Let Me Calm Down
This one got J.Cole the fucking feature king and it’s my favorite track so far. I wonder if J.Cole fought Puff Daddy at that party cuz Puffy tried to fuck him.

RNB
I could totally see myself having shower sex with this one playing. I haven’t had shower sex since 2015, I miss it man.

Pink Birthday
This title immediately makes me think of (freshenly shaven) pussy with whip cream on it. I need to get on betterhelp.com and talk to someone, I know yo.

Needle
This the song with Certified Lover Boy himself and you know my blue chew’d up ass is here for it. I bet Adonis is at home right now doing some weirdo shit in his bedroom, little fuckin psychopath!

Cowgirl
This record is a blatant attempt to appease her white female fans and I hope her registered sexual offender husband tells her this shit is trash every time he hears it. I hate this.

Everybody
See Cowgirl comments.

Big Difference
This one isn’t too bad and she’s actually rapping so that’s cool. I’m surprised a Nicki sex tape has never surfaced yet remain hopeful.

Red Ruby Da Sleeze
I really enjoy this one mainly due to the Lumidee sample. This actually may be my favorite Nicki solo record in her entire catalog, if we keepin it a bean.

Forward From Trini
Very dope beat. In another dimension, I have a long-distance relationship with a dark skin lover living in the Caribbeans with our love child that can’t even speak english and I send them money and visit them twice a year.

Pink Friday Girls
This Cyndi remake has been done repeatedly and is super corny. Again, this was made for her suburban caucasian queens, i get it.

Super Freaky Girl
Oh, this bish just gonna remake a bunch of old songs huh? Lazy old lady, haha.

Bahm Bahm
Gotdamn it, I just looked and there’s like 5 more songs to go still! Fuuuuuuck me, dude smfh.

My Life
Before it’s all said and done, I want to see a video of Nicki either fighting or fuckin. One or the other, man.

Nicki Hendrix
This title pisses me the fuck off dude, I’m so fucking serious yo! Aye, you think Future fucks with shades on????

Blessings
This album is long as shit, blood. Ah shit here she goes singing some sad shit, NEXT!

Last Time I Saw You
Misses Minaj got into her super white Zumiez/Sketchers bag on this one and you know what, I ain’t mad at it. Ol’ ghetto ass Avril Levigne, haha.

Just The Memories
What is it that her husband actually does, as far as generating income? I think this dude just chills at home and plays Fortnite all day like Rick Beal and I gotta be honest and say I’m fairly jealous other than the whole registered sex offender part which we could discuss more at a later time.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 YERRR’s
Favorite Record: Red Ruby Da Sleeze
Least Favorite Song: There was a shit load of them.

2 Sentence overall assessment: All jokes aside, it was better than what I was expecting going into it. Is her husband even legally allowed to take their kids to school???