2/18/2024
It’s crazy to think I’ve done 29 of these already. More AK SHIT ONLY for your Sunday evening. Enjoy!
2/17/2024
”Everything come free, I ain’t never met God but I bet he know me…”
2/14/2024
”This game is full of fake friends, this shit is unfriendly. Old friends become new rivals, it’s gotta be envy!”
2/11/2024
Stars
Interestingly, Johnny Kohler made a beat recently with this same sample. Apple Music didn’t even put this dude’s album on their browse/new music page, petty ass mufuckas I can dig it.
Keys to My Life
Does anyone even give a fuck about this album on some real shit tho? Aye, did he just say Papa John’s?!
Paid
My recreational cocaine party boy days are “over” however I’d come out of retirement for a night for Tyler Dollerson (pause). I can just tell he loves the nose beers and it makes me like him more ngl.
Talking
I like to talk my Ye shit but so far, this shit ain’t bad and honestly already better than Donda. Sidenote: Ye’s “wife” looks like an absolute brainless human urinal, don’t she!? LOLOLOL
Back To Me
I liked this one immediately but Ye’s verses kinda killed it for me. Ty woulda sounded better on this with Drizzy, and I think we can all agree on this.
Hoodrat
This song sucks ass. Speaking of ass, I read somewhere that Kanye has terrible hygiene and I 1000% believe that shit, musty nuts mufucka.
Do It
My daughter’s mother put me onto this show the other night called “Love on the Spectrum” where it’s a bunch of special ed mufuckas trying to find love and this dude Ye and his hot european port-a-potty would’ve been perfect for that show. I plan on binge watching that show all week, that shit is lowkey genius!
Paperwork
I just want Ye to make beats for other rappers and musicians. Maybe do ad-libs on occasion but that’s it, I’m sorry.
Burn
This shit’s a bop right here. Speaking of burn, I bet Ty Dollar’s been drunk and accidentally snorted meth thinking it was coke.
Fuk Sumn
I’m sure this one’s going to be a crowd favorite. You think Jay Z even texts Kanye back, anymore?
Vultures
This will be one of the very few that I play regularly off this project. And by regularly, I mean maybe for like a week than probably never again.
Carnival
Remember when J. Prince held Kanye hostage and made him read a letter to Drake? HAHAHA, good stuff right there!
Beg Forgiveness
This one’s cool… You think he’s forgiven Pete?
Good (Don’t Die)
Okay, so production wise this album is solid but I’m already checked out, dude. This album shoulda ended at the last song.
Problematic
Kanye should go on one of those ayahuasca retreats and vlog that shit, hahaha. This song’s a snooze fest, mane.
King
Does his wife even speak english? I bet she autistic as hell, dawg.
Overall Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Pete Davidson Boners
Favorite Record: which one had Freddie on it?
Least Favorite: does it fucking matter, dude? The guy walks around public, bare foot. No one cares.
2 sentence overall assessment: It was established early on that the guy makes exceptional music and is one of the most consistent artists ever but it’s hard to get over the antics and corniness, these last several years. We’ll always have College Dropout.
2/4/24
New Sunday night cook up featuring several brand-new joints just released this week. You’re all fuckin welcome! Salute.
2/1/2024
Killa!
