6/15/2025
New joint from yours truly & the Sala de Guerra family… “War Room Cypher 3” featuring OBG Tradgety, LoveSongDesmond and one of Alaska’s most elite lyricists, Wave Sinatra. Produced by Lungs. Mixed & mastered by Rob Lucci. Now available on all platforms.
Related; War Room Cypher 1 & War Room Cypher 2 (via youtube)
6/8/2025
King Carter
I’ve already read all the tweets about this dog shit album, but I owe it to myself and yall. This intro is straight butthole, hahahaha.
Welcome to The Carter
Let’s all be fucking real for once and for all & collectively admit this Carter series died at C4. This beat’s aight tho.
Bells
I’m almost certain he didn’t even pick these songs and couldn’t even tell you whats on this album, hahaha. I still can’t believe he jizzed in New New from ATL and pumped a baby outta her.
Hip Hop
How many dreads does D’Wayne have left on him, ya think? Gotta be less than 10.
Sharks
I was hoping he was gonna sample ‘Baby Shark’ since he clearly don’t give a fuck about his body of work and legacy anymore. Jelly Roll could have been from Fairbanks, Alaska, LOL.
Banned From NO
Well, well, well… Look who decided to recreate “Banned From TV”. I was gonna crack a joke but I ain’t mad at this one at all, honestly.
The Days featuring Boner from U2
I really wish the illuminati and the global powers that truly run this world would stop trying to force wack ass Boner and U2 into our homes. It feels communist.
Cotton Candy
I don’t think he titled these fucking songs, man. 2Chainz on this apparently but I can’t even focus right now, I’m still pissed off about that fuckin Boner feature on the previous song, smfh.
Flex Up
When was the last time anyfuckingbody younger than 65 listened to a fucking U2 album dawg, like for real!? I blame D’wayne’s syrup addiction for everything past Carter 3, seriously.
Island Holiday
Soon as he started singing, I knew this was going to be a shit burger with cheese. This might be his worst song ever, dude.
Loki’s Theme
Gotdamn, that last song was so bad, I thought it was a joke. He better never compare himself to Hov ever ever ever again.
If I Played Guitar
There’s no way Birdman listened to this fucking song. He should make a song called ‘If I Could Kickflip a Skateboard’, hahaha.
Peanuts 2 N Elephant
2Chainz, Drake, The Game, Eminem, nobody told him this album was going to tarnish his legacy and that this beat in particular sounds like it was made on the original playstation!? I don’t need a second sentence, let’s move forward.
Rari
Is Kameron Carter the kid he made with New New? You think he’s seen that picture of his pops and Birdman kissing like a married couple?
Maria
Andrea Bocelli & Wyclef!?! Where the fuck is Gutta Gutta at dawg, this is horseshit!
Bein Myself
Hahahahaha, man, this album may have single handedly destroyed the entire Carter series, yo! This shit’s like seeing that fuckin Starbucks cup in the last season of Game of Thrones, what a shit show.
Mula Komin In
Speakin of mula, I’ll cashapp anyone $20 who can find me video footage of Lil Wang pulling off an actual kickflip. This song sucks donkey dick.
Alone In the Studio with My Gun
He shoulda been in the studio with a pen and a notebook and actually took time to write a good album. Kodak’s verse is so bad on this, Trump should take back that pardon, haha.
Written History
This one isn’t bad but thank God this is over and hopefully there will not be a seventh Carter. I really look forward to bald headed Lil Wayne cuz he’s coming. Pause.
2 Sentence Overall Review: We’ll always love Lil Wayne the same way we’ll always love Eminem but like Mr. Mathers, I think it’s time to enjoy retirement. He needs to focus all of his efforts on skateboarding because it’s been 10+ years, and he still can’t kickflip.
Favorite Song: Banned from NO
Least Favorite Song: Probably the song with Boner from U2
Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 Lil Wayne dreads (you know he’s only got 5 left!)
6/1/2025
In between working on official SDG projects (3 more albums this year is the plan) I’m going to start throwing a couple more of these out again… Every once in a while, I find a classic rap instrumental and skate on it. I’ve already done a couple (you’ll have to scroll back to find them. That was intentional.) and after doing this one, I think I might start doing these more regularly. It’s fun to rap on old classic beats and this also helps me get some practice time on the mixing side of things. These will only be available here on the site. Eventually, there’ll be enough of them, I’ll make a page on here for them. Baby steps.
Shout out Eric B & Rakim.
