KING

I used to really love this guy. I bet Hov’s still ignoring his calls.

THIS A MUST

I can’t remember a single song from them Vultures projects. I’m definitely not remembering this one, but I could just be getting old.

FATHER

It’s not even that he’s declined musically, it’s just knowing he can’t control his own emotions and mouth and that makes me view him as incredibly weak, mentally & emotionally and I just find it hard to respect him as a man. This one goes hard though, hahaha!

ALL THE LOVE

Kinda feeling this Domo Arigato Mister Robot-O ass shit but I’m still resentful about his recent antics and cries for attention. This sounds like an 808s & Heartbreak throwaway (an album I consider flawless, btw).

PUNCH DRUNK

You can tell Ye’s never been punched in the mouth cuz he has always been viewed as one of them special/autistic kids. Guarantee if his daddy or someone woulda whooped his ass for throwing tantrums, things wouldn’t be where they are right now with this fuckin goober.

WHATEVER WORKS

This joint ain’t bad. How many times do you think he’s tugged ween to thoughts of other men boinkin Kim?

MAMA’S FAVORITE

He put a song out many years ago called “Hey Momma” and the original demo is so good it makes me teary eyed. This song here is cheeks, tho.

SISTERS AND BROTHERS

You seen those pictures of his “wife” posing as furniture? Hahahaha that bitch is weird, dude!

BULLY

Oh shit this got Ceelo Green on it. That dude is a large dwarf who radiates awkward sexual energy but he’s Dungeon Family and should be respected regardless.

HIGHS AND LOWS

Highs for him is Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Lows for him is losing to Drake (we all know he lost that shit, let’s be real!)

I CAN’T WAIT

Do you think Kanye keeps it real with his daughter and tells North her beats are trash? I doubt it but I’ma dad so I get it, haha!

WHITE LINES

Kanye on cocaine would be hilarious and absolutely insufferable. That fuckin dork ain’t built for real drugs, I can just tell.

CIRCLES

He’s got Don Toliver on this one who is under Travis Scott but musically is better than Travis Scott but no one wants to admit that cuz Don Toliver looks like a Star Wars alien. That boy ugly, UGLY!

PREACHER MAN

This shit’s a snooze fest. I shoulda did the Fetty Wap album.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

I bet Ye hits Hov with several paragraph texts when he’s "having an episode” and Hov & Beyonce giggle over it in bed. Again, we’re never getting a Watch the Throne 2 and if any of you believe we are, I got some other dreams to sell you!

DAMN

This sounds like another 808s scrapped demo, smh. Remember when Ye got mad @ Jim Jones for not knowing what a pdf was?!

LAST BREATH

This got that Peso Plum dude who is owned by the Cartel and will most likely die within the next 24 months. Google it, dude, he’s a mule (HAHA).

THIS ONE HERE

Close your eyes and picture Kanye & John Legend shootin the fair one over clashing political beliefs, haha. Fucking dorks, I can’t stand either anymore.

2 Sentence Overall Review: It all went downhill when he started fuckin that bald white bitch. It was either that or his mom passin but I think it was the bald bitch, honestly.

Favorite Song: I can’t remember a single song I just heard. That’s what happens when the respect is lost, hahaha.

Least Favorite song: The one with the cartel mule on it. He could’ve at least got Bad Bunny but I’m sure he’s not answer Ye’s calls either.

Overall rating: 3 out of 5 bald white bitches.