RAP ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Magic - Nas
The Melodic Blue - Baby Keem
CLB - Drake (I really don’t consider this a rap album, but he raps on it so, here it is)
La Maquina - Conway The Machine
Bo Jackson - Boldy James & The Alchemist
Kings Disease 2 - Nas
Donda - Kanye
Weight of The World - Maxo Kream
Call Me If You Get Lost - Tyler The Creator
The Off Season - J. Cole
RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Nas
J. Cole
Conway
Baby Keem
Tyler The Creator
Boldy James
Currensy
Benny The Butcher
Kendrick Lamar
Freddie Gibbs
Drake
Honorable Mention: Jadakiss
R&B/VOCAL ALBUM OF THE YEAR (NON RAP SHIT)
Alone At Prom - Tory Lanez
Wildest Dreams - Majid Jordan
Amusing Her Feelings - DVSN
Temporary High in the Violet Skies - Snoh Aalegra
Playboy - Tory Lanez
Moon Boy - Yung Bleu
An Evening with Silk Sonic - Bruno Mars & Anderson Paak
Planet Her - Doja Cat
Back of My Mind - H.E.R
Scenic Drive - Khalid
Honorable Mention: CLB (I consider it an R&B album personally, but whatevs)
2021's TOP 21 SONGS (RAP)
"40-16 Building" - Nas
"Brickmile to Montana" - Boldy James, The Alchemist & Benny The Butcher
"Super" - Cordae
"Don't Try It" - Larry June & Cardo
"Wave Gods" - Nas feat. A$AP Rocky and DJ Premier
"The Ritual" - AZ feat. Conway and Lil Wayne
"Range Brothers" - Baby Keem feat. Kendrick
"Family Ties" - Baby Keem feat. Kendrick
"No Friends In The Industry" - Drake
"Knife Talk" - Drake feat. 21 Savage & Project Pat
"7am On Bridle Path" - Drake
"Jail" - Kanye featuring Jay Z
"Death Row East" - Nas
"Die For It" - Belly, Nas & The Weeknd
"Lemonhead" - Tyler The Creator feat. 42 Dugg
"Maybach" - 42 Dugg feat. Future
"95. south" - J. Cole
"Bruiser Brody" - Conway The Machine
"Wants and Needs" - Drake & Lil Baby
"3:30 In Houston" - Benny The Butcher
"Gang Signs" - Freddie Gibbs & Schoolboy Q
2021's TOP 21 SONGS (NON-RAP) aka BONER JAMS 2021
"Waves of Blue" - Majid Jordan
"What You Need" - Don Toliver
"His & Hers" - Internet Money feat. Don Tolliver & Lil Uzi Vert
"Indecisive" - Snoh Aalegra
"You Right" - Doja Cat & The Weeknd
"Use Somebody" - DVSN
"87 Stingray" - Tory Lanez
"Hurt From Mercury" - Tory Lanez
"Stars Align" - Majid Jordan feat. Drake
"No Love" - Summer Walker & SZA
"Present" - Khalid
"Girls Want Girls" - Drake feat. Lil Baby
"TSU" - Drake
"IMY2" - Drake feat. Kid Cudi
"Remote Control" - Kanye
"Baddest" - Yung Bleu feat. Chris Brown
"When You Love Someone" - Tone Stith feat. H.E.R
"Addicted" - Alex Mali
"Disrespekt" - Kali Claire
"Smokin Out The Window" - Bruno Mars & Anderson Paak
”Scenic Drive” - Khalid feat. Ari Lennox and Smino
FAVORITE ARTISTS IN 2021
Baby Keem
Drake
Nas
Majid Jordan
Tory Lanez
J. Cole
Conway The Machine
DVSN
Freddie Gibbs
Doja Cat
FAVORITE UP & COMING ARTISTS (NEW JACK LIST)
Some of these artists have been around, but to the casual listener, they’re noobs… you get it
42 Dugg
Yung Bleu
Duke Deuce
Pooh Shiesty
EST Gee
BEST PRODUCERS
Hit Boy
The Alchemist
Tyler The Creator
Harry Fraud
Baby Keem
FAVORITE RAP INSTRUMENTALS OF 2021
"Brickmile to Montana" - Produced by The Alchemist
"40-16 Building" - Produced by Hit Boy
"Little Havana" - Produced by Boi 1da
"Super" - Produced by Kid Culture and Jeanius
"S.E Gang" - Produced by Daringer
"Gas Station Run" - Produced by Cardo
"family ties" - Produced by Baby Keem
"7am On Bridle Path" - Produced by knd
"Jail" - Produced by Kanye, 88Keys, Dem Jointz and Mike Dean
"Maybach" - Produced by Yung Dee & Chosen 1
FAVORITE RAP VERSES
Nas' verse on "Die For It"
Lil Wayne's verse on "The Ritual"
Kendrick's verse on "family ties"
Hov's verse on "Jail"
Drake's verse on "7am on Bridle Path"
Project Pat's verse on "Knife Talk"
Benny The Butcher's verse on "Brickmile to Montana"
ICECOLDBISHOP's verse on "Hot Water Tank"
Lil Baby's verse on "Wants & Needs"
Jada's verse on "Black Illuminati"
GUILTY PLEASURE AWARD
Way 2 Sexy
Doja Cat... I'ma fan. Even if she does coke and fuck w/ racist white boys
DJ Akademik's podcast and just Ak in general... pause.
The Paul Brothers (pause again)
2021 BRICK SQUAD LIST (BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS)
"Poison" - Aaliyah & The Weeknd
Khaled Khaled - DJ Khaled (whole album was butt cheeks)
Live Life Fast - Roddy Rich
Folarin 2 - Wale
The Plugs I Met 2 - Benny The Butcher
THE BIGGEST LOSER LIST (BIGGEST L’S)
Tyron Woodley
Lil Xan
Lil Boosie
Travis
Kanye
FAVORITE ALASKAN HIP HOP ARTISTS OF 2021
AG Two Tone
Brother Buffalo
Saint Deon
King Coo
Duckman
Rob Lucci
Choze & Galax-C (All off ONE song, haha!)
Baby Cisco
Fairview Huna
Lee Jones
TOP ALASKAN RAP PROJECTS OF 2021
Iishuh by Brother Buffalo
Tone Talk, Vol. 2 by AG Two Tone
Codeine Confessions by King Coo
Uncut Gems - Rob Lucci
Wish Me Luck by Saint Deon
FAVORITE ALASKAN RECORDS OF 2021
Dimelo - Blanc feat. Choze & Galax-C
Pitter Patter - Brother Buffalo
Lemon Pepper - Rob Lucci
Ghost of Kurt - King Coo feat. Saint Deon
Blue Moons - AG Two Tone
Mach 5 - Saint Deon
Everywhere We Go - Brother Buffalo
Goin Dummy - King Coo
Sheesh - Phonetic
I Cannot - KeanePok feat. Lee Jones
TOP ALASKAN PRODUCERS
Blanco (aka Blanc)
Lort Lightskin aka Rob Lucci
LUNG$
Gunnah
Saint Deon
Ed Washington
TOP DJ’S OF 2021
Joe Brady
DJ Gre
Bee One
Lloyds Noize
DJ Reggie Ward
FAVORITE FOLLOWS OF 2021
(THE PRESTIGIOUS CREEPER LIST)
** Note: If any of you weirdo ass boys begin following these ladies cuz of this list, be respectful and admire silently like I do… Double tap their pretty photos and keep it fuckin movin! No one wants to see your unsolicited dick pics. Gotdamn losers! **
Asia Do
AFox
Meish
annyviset
tia
Nichole-Lee
Megan
backwoodz shawty
aiiinou
janelle
Liza
Teyasaurus
Catch24
(THE FUNNY FUCK LIST)
Torie
Rodney
Pablo Finessecobar
footfetishmami
Xan
Cookie Goat
Bria
Hellen Killah
Bee One
Gre
Joe Brady
Jay Simmons
Bongfucius aka Taco Thottie
Keezy
Saint Deon
Juan Kola
Shawn Hemp
Mel
Grandpa G
Lil Yerd
glaciergirl
Knifey McStab
Garou
Lil Satoshi Vert
Flo
FAVORITE PERNHERB CHANNELS
Blacked Raw (still on top, year after year, whoadie!)
Perv Mom
Dogfart Network
Fake Hostel
Anal 4K
FAVORITE PODCASTS OF 2021
Flagrant 2
85 South
Drink Champs
TFATK
Million Dollaz Worth of Game
FAVORITE MMA FIGHTERS OF 2021
Khamzat
Charles Oliveira
Kamaru Usman
Valentina
Islam Makhachev
FAVORITE MMA FIGHTS OF 2021
Justin Gaethje vs Michael Chandler
Alexander Volkonovski vs Brian Ortega
Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington 2
Max Holloway vs Calvin Kattar
Nunes vs Pena
FAVORITE FOOD SPOTS OF 2021
Gumbo House
Charlie’s Bakery
Fiori D’ Italia
Pizza Olympia
Pho Lena
HONORABLE MENTIONS (INDIVIDUAL AWARDS)
Biggest Smoker
(tie) Backwoodz Shawty & Millennial Stoner
Most Funny
Pablo Finessescobar
Most Entertaining
Torie (who also wins the “Catch Me If You Can, Leonardo DiCaprio Award for Hardest Working Liar”)
Now You See Me, Now You Don’t Award
(tie) Torie & Panda
The Mother Theresa Award for Humanitarianism (is that a real word?)
Hellen Killah (who also wins The Starbuks Called You A Culture Vulture At Your Own Show Award. Haha. Love you, Killah!)
Most Active Artist (aka The Currensy Spitta Award for Consistency & Hard Work)
Saint Deon
The Pop Smoke Award
Rob Lucci
The Sub-Tweet Queen of 2021
Nichole-Lee (Idk who her ex is, but boy did he mess up… Actually, I do know who it is. *Jadakiss Laugh*)
Burner Queen 2021
FootFetishMami