2019 was a motherfucker, wasn’t it?
Gather round, boys and girls. Your good buddy Tubbs is back with another one of his dumb ass year end lists. I hope your 2019 was a memorable one full of wonderful moments and sweet victories. I’m sure some of you barely made it and contemplated going Bald Headed Britney a few times, but yet, here we are again. Together. High 5’s all around, bitches. We made it. Some didn’t.
As I always do every year, I wrote a few lists of some of my favorite & least favorite things in music, entertainment and social media. As I state every year, these lists are MY lists. Everyone has different tastes but as most of you are aware, music lovers LOVE arguing, debating and shitting on other music lovers’ lists, especially in rap. I hope you enjoy these lists, hopefully you click on some of the links and discover something you like as well, and hopefully some of you get salty over it and become overwhelmed with emotion and lash out online so I can fuckin roast the shit out of your ass, hahahaha.
Shout outs to Tik Tok videos, OnlyFans, Jorge Masvidal’s BMF Belt, Retch’s IG stories, Doja Cat’s entire body, the “Say Less” kid, MyloTheCat, The Starbucks cup in Game Of Thrones, Alex Tribek, Lori Harvey, The chick from Emotional Oranges, The Popeye’s Chicken Sammich which is actually quite delicious, I’ve had it 3 times, ummm… The gay dude from The Fyre Festival documentary, John Wick, Megan The Stallion’s butt cheeks, Billy Ray Cyrus for being cooler than his goober ass kids, Area 51 for successfully defending itself from the undefeated internet, Artie Lange’s nose, David Chang the asian Bourdain, Westside Gunn’s adlibs, Greta Thunberg’s screw face game, the little kids from Bird Box, Juicy Smoo-yay & last but not least, Baby Yoda… Welcome to the 2019 Tubby Blog Awards. Enjoy.
FAVORITE ALBUMS/PROJECTS OF 2019
- The Juice Vol. 1 by Emotional Oranges
- Ghetto Lenny’s Love Songs by Saint JHN
- Hitler Wears Hermes 7 by Westside Gunn
- African Giant by Burna Boy
- Indigo by Chris Brown
- 7 by Lil Nas X
- Die For My Bitch by Baby Keem
- Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial by Roddy Rich
- WWCD by Griselda
- The Juice Vol.2 by Emotional Oranges
BEST RAP ALBUMS OF 2019
- Bandana by Freddie Gibbs & Madlib
- Hitler Wears Hermes 7 by Westside Gunn
- WWCD by Griselda
- Statute of Limitations by Benny The Butcher & Smoke DZA
- One Of The Best Yet by Gang Starr
- Die For My Bitch by Baby Keem
- The Lost Boy by YBN Cordae
- May The Lord Watch by Little Brother
- Brandon Banks by Maxo Kream
- El Capo by Jim Jones
FAVORITE RAPPERS OF 2019
- Freddie Gibbs
- Benny The Butcher
- Currensy
- Pusha T
- YBN Cordae
- Westside Gunn
- Maxo Kream
- DaBaby
- Denzel Curry
- J.Cole
- Schoolboy Q
- Jack Harlow
- Retch
FAVORITE RAP SONGS OF 2019
- Affection by Retch
- Put A Date On It by Yo Gotti feat. Lil Baby
- Heavy Hitter by Jack Harlow
- Both Sides by Shoreline Mafia feat. Shordie Shordie
- Hot (Remix) by Young Thug feat. Gunna & Travis Scott
- Wish by Denzel Curry feat. Kiddo Marv
- Connie’s Son by Westside Gunn
- Undertaker vs. Goldberg by Westside Gunn feat. Conway
- Dr.Birds by Griselda
- On Chill by Wale feat. Jeremih
- Candy by Machine Gun Kelly feat. Trippie Redd
- Don’t Hit Me Right Now by Dreamville
- The Box by Roddy Rich
- BOP by DaBaby
- Meet Again by Maxo Kream
- Welcome To The Party by Pop Smoke
- Palmolive by Freddie Gibbs feat. Pusha T & Killer Mike
- Moshpit by Baby Keem
- What’s Goin On by Dave East featuring Fabolous
- Futsal Shuffle 2020 by Lil Uzi Vert
- Miami Vice by Currency feat. Rick Ross
- Smoked & Butchered by Benny The Butcher & Smoke DZA feat. Styles P
- Murda Blocc by Maxo Kream
- 18 Wheeler by Benny The Butcher feat. Pusha T
- Sacrifices by Dreamville (Earthgang, J.Cole, Smino & Saba)
WORST RAP SONGS OF THE FUCKIN YEAR
- Pick any song by Hobo Johnson
- That “Skatt Attack” song by Nas
- Earth by Lil Dicky
- The song Eminem & Joyner Lucas made about being gay or whatever
- Megatron by Nicki Minaj
GUILTY PLEASURE AWARDS
- YNW B-Slime
- 7 by Lil Nas X
- Trippie Redd’s verse on “Candy”
- Shoreline Mafia
- “Dirty Iyanna” by NBA Young Boy
- Lil Mosey “Certified Hitmaker” album
SUNDAY SLOW HANDZ - BEST R&B SONGS OF 2019 (AKA BONER JAMS 2019)
- No Guidance by Chris Brown feat. Drake
- Come Together by Chris Brown feat. H.E.R
- Hold You Back by Emotional Oranges
- Your Side by Pink Sweat$
- Caught Up by Majid Jordan feat. Khalid
- Simmer by Mahalia feat. Burna Boy
- Yessirr by Tory Lanez
- Heartless by The Weeknd
- Easy (Remix) by DaniLeigh feat. Chris Brown
- Triggered (Freestyle) by Jhene Aiko
- I Don’t Think You’re Ready by Tank
- Somebody by Internet Money (Lil Tecca & A Boogie)
- Just Like You by Emotional Oranges
- Up All Night by Khalid
- Blinding Lights by The Weeknd
- Slide by H.E.R feat. YG
- Right Back by Khalid feat. A Boogie
- Surface by Mustard feat. Ty Dolla Sign & Ella Mai
- Heat by Chris Brown feat. Gunna
- Border’s by Saint JHN & Lenny Kravitz
- Who Do You Blame by Saint JHN
TUBBY’S 2019 TOP R&B ARTISTS LIST
- Saint JHN
- Emotional Oranges
- The Weeknd
- Tory Lanez
- Burna Boy
- Chris Brown
- Khalid
- H.E.R
- Tank
- Pink Sweat$
WORST RAPPERS OF 2019 (TUBBY’S MOST HATED)
- Did Nav put anything out in 2019? If so, yeah… he should be on here
- Eminem
- Teejayx6
- Hobo Johnson
- Blueface
- Comethazine
- Lil Xan
- Nicki Minaj
- Lil Pump
SHIT SAMMICH AWARD (MOST DISAPPOINTING IN 2019)
- Father Of Asahd by DJ Khaled
- The Big Day by Chance The Rapper
- Lamb Over Rice by Action Bronson & Alchemist
- Mixed Personalities (Video) by YNW Melly feat. Kanye
- Kanye in general
- The Golden Child album by YK Osiris
- Eminem’s verse on “Bang”
THE “I’LL BE DAMNED” AWARD (DIDN’T SEE THAT SHIT COMING)
- Baby Keem’s “Die 4 My Bitch”
- Candy by Machine Gun Kelly feat. Trippie Redd
- Rico Nasty (I’m late)
- Emotional Oranges
- Burna Boy
TUBBY’S DIPSHIT CHEESE DICK AWARD (GOOBERS I COULDN’T STAND IN 2019)
- Hobo Johnson
- Nav
- DJ Akademiks
- Lizzo
- Drake’s dad
- Nick Cannon
- Kodak Black
- Chance The Rapper
- Nicki Minaj
- Wack 100
BEST SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE COMMITTING CRIME IN 2019
- Black Mozes by 38 Spesh
- Cruiser Weight Coke by Griselda
- So Brooklyn by Casanova 2x featuring Fabolous
- Welcome To The Party by Pop Smoke
- Ricky by Denzel Curry
MY FAVORITE RAP INSTRUMENTALS OF 2019
- “Connie’s Son” by Westside Gunn (Produced by King JVY B)
- “Moshpit” by Baby Keem (Produced by Baby Keem, Cardo & Bekon)
- “Headlines” by DJ Premier featuring Griselda (Produced by DJ Premier)
- “Put A Date On It” by Yo Gotti (Produced by Ramy On The Beat & June James)
- “Heavy Hitter” by Jack Harlow (Produced by Willy Will)
- “Hot” by Young Thug featuring Gunna (Produced by Wheezy)
- “The Box” by Roddy Rich (Produced by 30 Roc)
- “Black Spoons” by Conway (Produced by DJ Muggs)
- “Wish” by Denzel Curry (Produced by Mickey De Grand IV & Charlie Heat)
- “Bang” by Griselda (Produced by Beat Butcha & Daringer)
- “Dr.Bird’s” by Griselda (Produced by Beat Butcha & Daringer)
- “Smoked & Butchered” by Benny The Butcher & Smoke DZA (Produced by Pete Rock)
- “Lights Out” by Gang Starr feat. M.O.P (Produced by DJ Premier)
- “Believe In Flee” by Cam’ron (Produced by Skitzo)
- “Murda Blocc” by Maxo Kream (Produced by Ryan ESL)
TOP ROOKIES LIST FOR 2019
- Baby Keem
- DaBaby
- YBN Cordae
- Roddy Rich
- Lil Nas X
FAVORITE PRODUCERS IN 2019
- Daringer
- Alchemist
- Mustard
- Kenny Beats
- DJ Premier
MY FAVORITE RAP VERSES OF 2019
- J.Cole’s verse on “Family & Loyalty” by Gang Starr
- Smoke DZA’s verse on “Smoked And Butchered” off Statute Of Limitations
- Pusha T’s verse on “Palmolive” by Freddie Gibbs & Madlib
- Conway’s verse on “Dr.Birds” by Griselda
- Estee Nack’s verse on “Banana Yacht” by Westside Gunn
- Trippie Redd’s verse on “Candy” by Machine Gun Kelly
- Benny’s verse on “Dr.Birds”
- Fabolous’s verse on “What’s Goin On” by Dave East
- Wale’s 1st verse on “On Chill” featuring Jeremih
- A Boogie’s verse on “Monica Lewinsky” by Saint JHN
- J.Cole’s verse on “Sacrifices”
- Pusha T’s verse on “18 Wheeler” by Benny The Butcher
BEST LOCAL ALBUMS OF 2019
- Adventures of Quack Poppa by Duckman
- 2 Savvy by DC The Savage
- Keith by AG Two Tone
- Not Broke, Not Rich by Tayy Tarantino
- Fire & Forget by Blanco
- Cali Baby by Cypress
FAVORITE LOCAL RAP ACTS OF 2019
- Duckman
- DC The Savage
- AG Two Tone
- Keezy
- Kayco Daily
- Tayy Tarantino
- Lee Jones
- Cypress
- Fairview Treezy
- Northside Ramo
FAVORITE LOCAL RAP RECORDS OF 2019
- Meadow Boys by AG Two Tone
- 2 Savvy by DC The Savage feat. Cypress
- Winnebagos by Keezy feat. Josh Boots
- Who Da Man by Duckman
- Blender by Duckman
- Moonlight Pt.2 by AG Two Tone
- Slide Too by DC The Savage featuring Cypress
- Pushin Up by Rage City Huna
- 2 Wavy by Duckman
- Changes by Tayy Tarantino
TUBBY’S FAVORITE LOCAL DJ’S IN 2019
- DJ Livingston
- DJ Gre
- Joe Brady
- Bee One
- DJ Polo
FAVORITE PLACES TO RUB ONE OUT IN 2019
- The bathroom @ Lavelle’s
- Nordstrom’s (RIP)
- In my car on the side of the road between Fairbanks & Anchorage
- Castle Megastore Bathroom
- Wasilla
FAVORITE PORNHUB CHANNELS OF 2019
- Blacked
- Blacked Raw
- Property Sex
- Little Asians
- Family Strokes
TUBBY’S ANNUAL CREEPER LIST
(Non famous females on social media that I find attractive for one reason or another. Note: If one of these individuals is your spouse, do not be upset or let your mind wander, I can assure you, I have no intentions on sliding into their DM’s or speaking to them inappropriately. Just don’t let me bump into them, drunk @ a bar… I can’t make any promises at that point. I’m kidding. Maybe not.)
- A.Fox
- Asia Do
- rellejlew
- honeaemma
- toriestuff
- annasasagawa
- serena_ma
- catchtwentyfour
- mel
- Braelyn
- Taylor Gee
MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA IN 2019
- Rodney
- Paris
- Brizzle
- Torie Stuff
- @ajcolding
- Rayvon
- Peanut
- Chras
- @Shawnhemp_
- @Jovell
- @aisaisbby
- @BergKenton
- @KaycoDaily
- @DannyDmix
- @DougieFresco_
- @SamsonDarrah
- @kcgrove
- @akvaught87
- @1djgre
- @jcflenn
- @curlyhairkilla
- @kenboycline
- @FritzthecatAK
- @AK_BMONEY
- @hellenkillah
- @johnnyk907
- Jusbeeone
- shakfu
- Joexnmls
- Chris99709
- afox___
- lord_dre574
- duckman907
- keezybabywait
- thefiresupply
- _bub1
- thapandabear
- Bartsboardshop
- quinncristopherson
- jawzrsize
- little_pingping
- mylothecat (FAVORITE IG ACCOUNT OF 2019)
FAVORITE MARIJUANA STRAINS OF 2019
- Mandarin Cookies by Tanana Herb Co.
- Platinum Cookies by Bam Alaska
- Mandarin Zkittles by Ace of Spades
- Lemon Ice Pucker by Guest Services
- BAM BAM by Bam Alaska
FAVORITE LOCAL CANNABIS RETAIL SHOPS OF 2019
- House Of Green (Anchorage)
- Great Northern Cannabis (Anchorage)
- Grass Station 49 (Fairbanks)
- Enlighten (Anchorage)
- Tie: Bad Gramm3r/Green Jar (Wasilla)
FAVORITE PLACES TO EAT IN 2019 (LOCAL)
- Thai Orchid (Anchorage)
- Pho Lena (Anchorage)
- JB’s Thai Food (Delta Junction)
- Clearwater Lodge (Delta Junction)
- Charlie’s Bakery (Anchorage)
- Glacier Brewhouse (Anchorage)
- Pagoda (North Pole, AK)
- Lavelle’s (Fairbanks)
- Dragon Seafood Restaurant Bar & Grill (Anchorage)
- Pangea (Anchorage)
FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEOS OF 2019
- No Guidance by Chris Brown & Drake
- BOP by DaBaby
- Middle Child by J.Cole
- Both Sides by Shoreline Mafia feat. Shordie Shordie
- Sacrifices by Dreamville (Earthgang, J.Cole, Smino & Saba)
- War by Drake
- Hot (Remix) by Young Thug feat. Gunna and Travis Scott
- Going Bad by Meek Mill feat. Drake
- Have Mercy by YBN Cordae
- Numb Numb Juice by Schoolboy Q
2019 FAVORITE SHOWS ON YOUTUBE
- The Cave by Kenny Beats
- The Joe Budden Podcast
- NPR Tiny Desk Concert
- The Price Is Right
- The Joe Rogan Experience
- UFC Embedded
- Ariel Helwani’s MMA Show / ESPN MMA
- Hot Ones
- Danny’s House
- For The Record with Rob Markman
FAVORITE MMA FIGHTERS OF 2019
- Jorge Masvidal
- Stylebender
- Khabib
- Kamaru Usman
- Patricio Pitbull
- Colby Covington
- Francis Ngannou
- Nate Diaz
- Amanda Nunes
- Yoel Romero
FAVORITE MMA FIGHTS OF 2019
- Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington
- Paulo Costa vs Yoel Romero
- Jessica Andrade vs Rose Namajunas
- Robbie Lawler vs Ben Askren
- Jorge Masvidal vs Nate Diaz
- Jorge Masvidal vs Ben Askren
- Stylebender vs Anderson Silva
- Max Holloway vs Alexander Volkanovski
- Colby Covington vs Robbie Lawler
- Douglas Lima vs Michael Venom Page