3/23/2025
Word to Foxy & Blackstreet. Produced by Rob Lucci. Shout out to Bora Bora! Enjoy!
3/23/2025
The War Room has been out of commission (my mother’s been visiting. Everything stops when Mama Tubbs is in town) so I sent the Samurai to Ice Box cuz I love my mother more than anything… but this shit don’t stop! New SDG shit coming sooner than you think. Shout out to Keola & Ice Box.
3/23/2025
As a lifelong Biggie fan, this made me happy. RIP Big and Voletta. (click here or image)
3/15/2025
Upload this audio into your neurolink and put it on loop, monkey.
3/14/2025
Yay!!! Another one of these!!! All for you!
POP OUT
Surprisingly, I don’t mind this. He’s like the 3rd degenerate RaeSremmurd brother who they left in the basement to fend for himself.
CRUSH
This beat is aggravating. Y’all know he’s a deadbeat dad, right?
K POP
He look like the type to fuck with some kpop hoes. Why does Yachty’s voice always sound like he’s a sesame street puppet?!
EVIL JORDAN
Cool song title. It’s crazy to think he got Asap Rocky’s sloppy seconds and then got it pregnant, hahahahahahahaa smh.
MOJO JOJO
Could you imagine the post sex pillow talk between him and Iggy!? This song is cheeks.
PHILLY
He aint got the features listed on this shit!?!?! Fuck sakes, dude.
RADAR
Yo, this gotdamn goober got 30 songs on this fucking album!? Everything about this angers me hahahahah jk
RATHER LIE
Okay, I like this one but i’m sure we all know why. Yall see that video of Playboi Tardi doing his adlibs in that chair like he was mentally disabled that shit was bananas dawg jajajajaja
FINE SHIT
I’ve heard several versions of this beat on beatstars i almost leased one of them shits im so glad i didn’t. This one’s nice tho.
BACKDOOR
I’ma sucker for them sample flips yo… Speaking of backdoor I bet Zach London and Lungs finger blast themselves in the butt listening to this album hahahaha
TOXIC
OOooooh dis beat is harrrrrd. This might be my favorite so far but i’m only at Future’s verse and will most likely skip it before Tardi’s verse…. Oh shit, there’s a british dude on here, i’m checked out.
MUNYUN
I don’t hate this one but don’t really like it either. I bet Iggy tells their son his daddy ain’t shit on a regular basis hahahaa not cool tho!
CRANK
I know i hate on Tardi a lot but really it’s just to be an antagonist. I’d 100% snort drugs with him, highkey.
CHARGE DEM HOES A FEE
I like this one just off the title alone. You think Tardi can fight?
GOOD CREDIT
Dr. Dre once said you have 30 seconds to capture his attention with a song… Next record.
I SEEEEEE YOU BABY BOI
Okay, I like this one alot. If I was to ever make a Tardi Playlist (never happening) this would be #2 after Timeless hahahaha
WAKE UP F1LTHY
Dude, this album just keeps going. I’m exhausted already but that’s probably because unlike his listeners, I have a job and actually gotta do shit other than play Call of Duty and tug cock to Japanese animation porn.
JUMPIN
Typical beat/cadence but it works. Does Uzi vert still refer to himself as “they”?
TRIM
I feel like i’ve heard this same song 4 times on this album. Is this Future’s album? hahaha
COCAINE NOSE
Dope title. Might do cocaine this weekend while my kid's away unless she reads this one day in which i’m just kidding, kiddo.
WE NEED ALL DA VIBES
I think it’s Thug singing terribly in the beginning of this and it almost makes me think he got out too early. Take it easy young fake blood, i’m just joshin.
OLYMPIAN
This beat is torturous and frankly I don’t know how many more songs I can listen to, dawg. I just think of Lungs & Zach London listening to this while playing Nintendo and i just get irritated cuz I know they’re better than this, they all are, hahahdfksldjfhsalkdfhaslkfsadlfhsal.
OPM BABI
This beat is way better than that previous audio turd taco of a song. I’m still upset but I’m calming down, I got ice cream coming via instacart.
TWIN TRIM
This sounds like a Raw Beatzz throwaway from 2015 hahahahaha. On the song some dude said “I make this bitch suck my nuts” and I’m pretty sure it was a black dude which makes it funnier cuz only a white boy would say something so silly.
LIKE WEEZY
Cool title and the beat feels very bright and lighthearted. I wonder if Tardi can actually kick flip a skateboard…
DIS 1 GOT IT
This is the most I’ve typed in weeks. I shouldn’t even be expending this amount of energy but it’s not about me or Playboi Tardi. It’s about you, the readers!
WALK
This one ain’t bad. I don’t know if anyone’s ever said this but I don’t think Future does any drugs and he just be rapping that shit and as a person who loves drugs on a recreational level, I find it lowkey offensive at times but it’s entertaining, I know.
HBA
I really like this one. This one actually makes me want to go do drugs, which is what I want to feel by this type of music.
OVERLY
This beat sucks balls! Back to the hate, non-binary punk!
SOUTH ATLANTA BABY
This beat might be my favorite on the album but the whole off beat rapping just makes my blood boil, dude. It could be my age, my impatient, irritable nature or my superior lyrical skillset that is the reason for these feelings, but I just can’t get jiggy wit this shit, b.
FAVORITE SONG: The one with Weeknd on it, I don’t even know which one it was cuz it’s 534 songs with no features listed like an asshole!
WORST SONG: A shitload of em’ bro, fuck idk.
2 SENTENCE OVERALL REVIEW: Whatever makes you fucking kids, happy. I hope he’s at least paying child support.
TUBBY BLOG RATING: 2 out of 5 Iggy Azalea tears.
3/8/2025
3/8/2025
New music from War Room/Scarface Tubby Show family, Brother Buffalo! I heard a rumor much more is coming but who knows, i’m high. S/o 2 Shawn Hemp.
3/8/2025
Alaskan legend and lifelong Alaskan rap supporter, Dirt Dawg Ray (Rayvon) put together the greatest Alaskan rap playlist of all time, on apple music. You may have heard of us talking about it the last pod episode… Well, here it is! Shout out to my brother, the King Shooter, Dirt Dawg Ray! Check out his pod episode here!
SCARFACE TUBBY SHOW, Episode 171 with Rayvon & Shawn Hemp
