10/5/2025
Ninja
I just need to say this right out the gate… I’ve always thought Young Thug was trash.
Yuck
This song is terrible. I had zero desire to even listen to this album, but I figured since his ass is all over the timelines cuz he can’t shut the fuck up… fuck it.
On The News
I can’t believe this guy was inserting his weener in Mariah The Scientist. I’m more bothered by that than this terrible ass music and the rat allegations.
Catch Me I’m Falling
This goober was literally pillow talking over the jail phone about everyone, hahahaha. I’m not a Gunna fan but he won.
Fucking Told U
I couldn’t name you three good Young Thug songs. Idk why but I got a feeling Thugger was one of them kids that ate his boogers.
Whoopty Doo
This one ain’t bad only because it’s super basic and somewhat catchy. I hope YSL Woody shoots Young Thug one day, hahahahahaha.
Blaming Jesus
Crazy title. Is he blaming Jesus for the jail phone call leaks??
Sad Spider
Spider’s probably sad cuz everyone knows he’s a gossiping ass bitch including his super fine and much more talented ex-girlfriend who finally left his ass. If you told me Young Thug had hepatitis, I wouldn’t even fact check ya, I’d believe it.
RIP Big & Mack
Wait… this dude had 2 friends named Big & Mack? Hahahaha alright yo.
Invest Into You
This mid ass song features his ex-gf, who stood by his side while he sat in jail and got fat and played on the phone all day. Ironic title, Jeffrey.
I’m So Dope
Can we all agree that Gunna and Lil Baby are both leaps and bounds better than this guy? This shit is like Playboi Carti levels bad, son. Sha-Nay-Nay!
Pardon My Back
Speaking of Lil Baby, he’s featured on this one that isn’t super terrible. I’m sure it wasn’t his call, ha.
Mami
I see it says this song features Sexxy Red… Next record! HAHAHA!
Whaddup Jesus
Two songs with Jesus in the title… This features that funny looking YFN Lucci guy that I thought was Young Thug’s like main rival which just further backs up my recent rant that ALL these goobers are a bunch of phonies!
Walk Down
Gotdamn, there’s still 6 more songs on this shit and this ain’t even the deluxe album. Ain’t no gotdamn reason this guy needs to be putting out an hour & a half worth of shit raps, slime.
Pipe Down
I bet in a cage fight, Gunna would absolutely beat Thug to death, hahaha. Young Thug got the cardio of a Panda Bear; I can just tell his internal organs are shot.
Spider or Jeffery
Remember when this dude was trying to beef with Lil Wayne and then had his tour bus shot up, and Birdman knew about it and then Wayne got back together with Birdman after the fact? Bitch shit, if you ask me, haha.
Revenge
There’s no way any of you over the age of 17 are listening to this album, repeatedly. No way in fuckin hell dude.
Money On Money
Okay, this beat’s pretty hard and Future’s on it. I’ve came to the conclusion, Thug woulda definitely died in prison via stabbing at some point, someone woulda lost it on him sooner or later, I can tell he just has that effect on people.
Dreams Really Do Come True
Another song featuring Mariah The Scientist before she finally said, “fuck this chatty Kathy ass mufucker, I’m out, yo!” This one ain’t bad.
Miss My Dogs
Maaaan, Lil Wayne already got a song called “Miss My Dawgs” that is an absolute classic. Fuck this guy, bro!
2 Sentence Overall Review: This dude’s career is over. I hope Mariah The Scientist gets pregnant with Gunna.
Favorite Song: The ones with Mariah, I guess. Still can’t believe he smashed.
Least Favorite song: “Miss My Dogs” – all these years later, dude’s still on Weezy’s dick. Gross.
Overall rating: 1 out of 5 rat turds.
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A day that will go down in hip hop history. Episode 186, now available. For archival purposes only, haha. Free Diddy! Enjoy!
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