8/30/2023
I’m going on vacation and I’m not taking this laptop with me. If you never hear from me again, the streets of Las Vegas got the best of me. Tell my kids I love them.
Be back Sunday.
8/30/2023
Top 3 best Alaskan rap songs ever made. Just my stupid ass opinion. Salute to Arctic Flow and The Sky Division. Salute to Crude. History.
8/30/2023
The next episode…
8/29/2023
Politics as usual
8/29/2023
”I would die for you…”
8/29/2023
Mom’s gone. Daddy’s back! Episode 127, out now. Tap in.
8/27/2023
Featuring music by AG Two Tone, Rob Lucci, Baby Cisco, Clasixc Criip, Madd Angler, Tubby, Tradgety, Frozen Founders, Untamed Kidd, Duckman and Jay Reeder
8/26/2023
Shout out to the illest to ever do it (sorry, Pat Sajak). Pour one out for da legend. Rest in Power big dawg! One time for OG Bob B.
8/26/2023
“Rockin chinchilla to the ankle bone, I’m that n***a now, I’m just gonna make it known. My dawg caught a body bustin draco chrome, they gave him life behind them prison gates, he can’t go home.”
8/20/2023
Featuring music from DC The Savage, Cypress, Tayy Tarantino, Mevlano, Jay Reeder, King Coo, Saint Deon, Fairview Huna, Tubby, Fleetwood Malone, Starbuks, Josh Boots, Keezy and Duckman.
8/19/2023
Happy birthday to the greatest hook man in hip hop history. (Courtesy of Today In Hip Hop History)
8/19/2023
”I might drop em’ if it’s 7 bricks or more…”
8/19/2023
Aye, I’ma keep it a buckarooski and honestly say I was never the biggest fan of Magoo. In fact, I believe my degenerate friends and I have joked about Magoo a few times on my show and with good reason. Dude’s extremely nasaly voice was comedic and his natural awkwardness used to weird me out. As a youngster, I could tell immediately Magoo was the Bizarre to Timbaland’s Marshall Mathers. He had to have done some serious dirt for Timbaland or they were lifelong friends/lovers. But even though his raps were nothing to awe over and his nasally tone was hard to take serious and at times, annoying, we’ll always have “Bird, Bird, Bird… Bird’s the word!”. A hip hop sing along line we’ll never forget. Rest in peace, Maganoo.
Note: homie died days ago but I’ve been off my computer, hanging out with my mother, eating 13 korean meals a day, getting fatter than that one trophy wife. No shots. Anywho’s, yeah, one time for Timbaland’s sidekick Mister Magoo, who loved to cover his eyebrows with his baseball caps, which I found super strange and lowkey sus (not in a sexual way but like in a ‘this dude likes coke’ kind of way). Again, RIP.
8/16/2023
I just took my mother to both Burlington Coat Factories in town, back to back. I was going to give y’all another 2 sentence album review tonight but I just got home, it’s 11:07PM and I’m high as a unicorn’s dick and the bed is calling my name. But before I undress completely and slither my coconut oil lathered, naked body into my bed with freshly copped floral sheets (peep the pimpness), I’ll leave you with 5 random rap videos/songs that I think you would either enjoy or at the very least, need to know. 5 randoms for my readers. Speaking of randoms… my mother has completely taken over my home, life and spare time (which I’m savoring btw). Soon as she leaves, I’ll put out some new episodes. You’ll get your 3-4 before the end of the month, baby, don’t trip, i got yoooou.
I’m rambling again. 5 songs 4 your ass. 2 sentence album review coming this week, maybe. Peep these… (See if you can find the brief 2pac cameo.)
1. Natural Born Killaz
2. Sweet Potato Pie
3. Frozen
4. Warning
5. What Would You Do?
8/12/2023
You can expect these weekly, here on out. Strictly for the culture. AK shit only. Enjoy.
8/10/2023
Some of y’all weren’t around when Cube and Cypress Hill was going at it… What a time. Soul Assassins 3, August 25th.
Sidenote: MC Ren sounds like he hasn’t rapped a verse since the 90’s. Muggs coulda kept that one off.
8/9/2023
Honorable Mention: 2nd biggest piece of shit on record (CLICK HERE)
8/9/2023
"You see I pull up, any hood, you know I’m good wherever, and them dudes can catch a bullet whenever, cuz over you, I would lose it all…”
8/8/2023
”The coldest n***a outta Alaska, thought that Josh Boots told ya!”
8/7/2023
“It’s just another summer on the Eastside…”
Can we all agree that the city of Buffalo is single handedly keeping New York rap alive? I think so.
8/7/2023
I watched this shit with Booster Gold and Raw Beatzz at Out Da Cutt Studios one night, over a decade ago and it blew my mind. Smoke a doobie, eat a couple mushrooms and watch this shit from beginning to end. Shit will make your dick shrivel up, kid. Enjoy.
8/7/2023
This bish gettin on my last nerves, dawg.
8/7/2023
“I know they hate to see me winning, they couldn’t get close to me. It’s fuck these succas forever, cuz that’s how it’s supposed to be.”
8/5/2023
“I’m the Osiris of this shit!”
8/5/2023
ALBUM: Bars Mitzvah
ARTIST: BLP Kosher
TUBBY BLOG RATING: 3 out of 5 Blue Chewz
My friends seem to really like this guy. I’ve been hearing complimentary things but at the end of the day, I’LL be the judge of that shit. Here’s another 2 sentence album review. Two sentences for each song. You get it. Here we go…
1. The Nac 3
I like that little rattle noise he makes with his tongue. Pause.
2. Wicked Miracle
This beat goes kinda hard. How bad does his hair stink, you reckon?
3. 2000’s Baby
This sounds like an old T.I/Jazze Pha throwaway. I don’t mind this one, though.
4. Fools Gold
He should make a cowboy western video for this one. Yelawolf woulda murked this shit, son son!
5. Cheese Touch
This beat sounds like Duckman should be on it, ha. I love all cheese, especially pepperjack and smoked gouda.
6. Nightmare up North
This song title reminds me of getting random drug tests up north on the slope. This song is buttcheeks, by the way.
7. Special K
Did he just refer to himself as ‘Dreidel man”? I don’t know what else to say, honestly.
8. Emo Jit
Hilarious title. Speaking of jewish rappers, what ever happened to this guy?
9. J’s & Z’s
I feel like I’ve been listening to the same song for the last 8 hours. There’s a fuckin guy on here named Trapland Pat.
10. Expensive Gas
First 20 seconds, I’ve already determined, this too… is buttcheeks.
11. Quite Frankly
This one’s a cooler, more mellow record, I guess. Luh Tyler’s on this one, and after seeing his name everywhere lately, I’m a little disappointed to say, his voice weirds me out.
12. Endless
DJ Premier produced this!?! I’m at a loss for fucking words right now…
13. Miami Rainbows
I like this beat alot, but fuck that shit, I’m still trippin on the Preemo placement. My hater ass heart is so conflicted, right now.
14. Hawk 9000
Just off the instrumental alone, probably my favorite record on the album, thus far. That’s not really saying much though, *Jadakiss laugh*.
15. Open Your Mind
I absolutely hate this song. I saw a video of this dude skateboarding though, and he’s nasty wit it but yeah, his singing on this makes me super angry.
16. Another World
This some mufuckin Blink 182 shit, dawg. I can’t do it.
17. Smoke to the Garden
Okay, this one’s pretty good. Back to his hair tho, how did he get it to look like petrified wood?
18. Water to the Grave
The beginning build up in this is nasty. Okay, this is a really good record that I’d listen to again.
19. Gravity
This mufucka thinks he’s Joji, all of a sudden. Ol’ dookie hair ass mufucka.
Overall, I give this album 3 out of 5 blue chews. The last 4 tracks carried the shit. He seems like he'd be a good hang (pause). Probably will never play this album again. L’Chaim!
8/5/2023
Shawn Hemp showed me this video many months ago and it’s never escaped my consciousness. It haunts my thoughts daily and I feel like it’s my duty to pass that trauma onto you. If I had to see this, I truly feel so should you. This video will change you, forever.
8/5/2023
I might go into a mild depressive slump if this autistic aryan mufucker (look at his eyes, you can see the tism’. There’s no processing power behind those stupid ass eyes) knocks out a Diaz brother. This cannot happen. I’m still mad about Tyron Woodley… Stressful day.
8/5/2023
“We used to wanna be like Mike…”
8/1/2023
“Trappin out of state in Louis V Supreme, slappin all this bass, I’ll show you why they call me, B.B King…”
8/1/2023
New shit from la familia!
8/1/2023
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